Meditation for Monsters

There's no place like home. Especially when home is . Whether you’ve been stealing souls, striking endless bargains, or simply having a long millennium, this meditation is your chance to rest in the flames. Relax. You earned it. 

In this episode of Meditation for Monsters, we slip into a gentle guided meditation crafted for a witch. Through soft imagery and grounding breath, you’ll reconnect with your inner current of magic and settle into your own quiet power.

Sure, you speak with spirits all the time. But when was the last time you tended to YOUR spirit? As a necromancer, you know that you need to fill your cup first before you can tend to others. So tune in, take a break, and visit the underworld for a vacation in this meditation for a necromancer. 

The problem with having three heads is having three times the thoughts. What do you do when you want steak, need to guard the gates of Hades, and must scratch an itch? How do you find your inner peace when your many heads are arguing? Listen to this episode to find out. 

The realm of nightmares is yours. You are a being beyond time and comprehension. You terrorize mortals all across the dimensions but wonder, could you be more? 

Is there anything more relaxing than curling up in your cavern full of treasure? With many snacks, of course. Listen to this episode to a variety of relaxation techniques, with a dose of dry, draconian humor. 

Enjoy the cozy vibes of haunting a library as a ghost. What better way to spend eternity than surrounded by books? 

You guide warriors to Valhalla. Day after day, you dance with your sword in the sky. You feel the surety of your purpose and the grace of your movements. You follow the way of the blade. 

Monsters is a broad, all-inclusive term. What do humans fear if not the deep power of the earth, capable of wiping out civilizations? In this meditation for an erupting volcano, learn to go with the flow and harness your energy. Let your inner light shine!

This episode is a soundscape in a moment in the life of a mermaid. Listen to the sounds of the ocean, swim through lazy currents, and croon your siren song. Is there anything more relaxing than listening to the ocean and embracing your power? Even the sailors agree that relaxation is the way to go!