Meditation for Monsters

Meditation for a Witch (Relaxation)

In this episode of Meditation for Monsters, we slip into a gentle guided meditation crafted for a witch. Through soft imagery and grounding breath, you’ll reconnect with your inner current of magic and settle into your own quiet power.

Meditation for a Necromancer

Sure, you speak with spirits all the time. But when was the last time you tended to YOUR spirit? As a necromancer, you know that you need to fill your cup first before you can tend to others. So tune in, take a break, and visit the underworld for a vacation in this meditation for a necromancer. 

Meditation for Cerberus

The problem with having three heads is having three times the thoughts. What do you do when you want steak, need to guard the gates of Hades, and must scratch an itch? How do you find your inner peace when your many heads are arguing? Listen to this episode to find out. 

Meditation for a Primordial Terror

The realm of nightmares is yours. You are a being beyond time and comprehension. You terrorize mortals all across the dimensions but wonder, could you be more? 

Meditation for a Dragon

Is there anything more relaxing than curling up in your cavern full of treasure? With many snacks, of course. Listen to this episode to a variety of relaxation techniques, with a dose of dry, draconian humor. 

Meditation for a Library Ghost

Enjoy the cozy vibes of haunting a library as a ghost. What better way to spend eternity than surrounded by books? 

Meditation for a Valkyrie

You guide warriors to Valhalla. Day after day, you dance with your sword in the sky. You feel the surety of your purpose and the grace of your movements. You follow the way of the blade. 

Meditation for an Erupting Volcano

Monsters is a broad, all-inclusive term. What do humans fear if not the deep power of the earth, capable of wiping out civilizations? In this meditation for an erupting volcano, learn to go with the flow and harness your energy. Let your inner light shine!

Meditation for a Mermaid

This episode is a soundscape in a moment in the life of a mermaid. Listen to the sounds of the ocean, swim through lazy currents, and croon your siren song. Is there anything more relaxing than listening to the ocean and embracing your power? Even the sailors agree that relaxation is the way to go!

Meditation for a Vampire (Relaxation)

Even immortals need a moment of peace. Whether you’re a creature of the night or simply need to retreat from the chaos of your day, this guided meditation for vampires blends soothing breathwork, deep relaxation techniques, and a touch of the mystical. Try cultivating mind-body connection, some breathwork for those undead lungs, and shifting to a higher form. Literally. Settle in, exhale the centuries, and remember: peace is eternal, too.